Hurry! Offer Ends At Midnight!*Some restrictions May Apply*
I have never done the online dating thing~not above it, just not called to it….yet.
BUT I just discovered that online dating is having a FREE introductory match THIS weekend! The weekend is almost over though…so you see my dilemma. FREE is a very good word to the Queen of Free.
BUT… Did I mention it’s called a COMMUNICATION WEEKEND. ohhhh, those words. And FREE. Yikes! might need an intervention here. BUT…it’s FREE and the offer ends at midnight.
DId I ever tell ya about my friend who agreed to meet a very handsome “Thumb Nail” for coffee?” In to the cafe walked a Gorilla. “He was big?” I asked. “No ! he was a gorilla~ H-A-I-R-Y from his neck to his toe nails.!” “Then why did you agree to meet him?” asked Pollyanna. “You can;t tell those things from a profile picture if they don’t want ya to know.”
BUT…it’s FREE and it ends at midnight.
They Do match you on 29 compatibility points, too, btw.
Did I tell you about the friend who received a refund because she was unmatchable ? (could be some of those restrictions..about honesty though? Really?) If you knew her you’d want to date her. Heck I’d want to date her! “What did you do’? I asked, “I changed my answers!” Now she probably has 2zillionfourhundredthousandoffers. Could be her “ThumbNail”. She is NOT a gorilla.
BUT…Did I ever tell ya about my friend who was feeling lonely and having to decide between match.com or petmatch.com? She thinks one is more accepting and lower maintenance.
Until next time~~~Keep laughing! But I Gotta go ~Offer ends at Midnight!
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile…it’s the joy that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
Ralph Waldo Emerson